Terminator Genisys and the failure of modern Hollywood.
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The Moping Dead
Maggie: Zombies Make Arnold Sad
Maggie: Zombies make Arnold sad.
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Republicans are buttholes. Thank you, and good night.
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Bloody Good
Sabotage: Finally, a Decent Schwarzenegger Comeback
Sabotage: Finally, a decent Schwarzenegger comeback.
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The Governor’s Blowjob
Stallone. Schwarzenegger. Prison. Escape Plan.
Escape Plan: Stallone and Schwarzenegger go directly to jail! Together!
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Lindsay Lohan: The “Where’s Waldo?” of Hollyweird celebs!
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A Maniac in a Fartmobile
Arnold, Metallica, and The Last Stand
Arnold, Metallica, and The Last Stand.
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Future Shock
Total Recall: The Movie So Nice They Made It Twice!
Total Recall: The movie so nice they made it twice!
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Katy Perry’s marriage to Russell Brand is just fiiiiiine.
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Behold: the most terrible people in the world.