In which the Mercury buries a drinking time capsule for future employees to discover in 2113!
drinking issue
Fuck YOU, Future!
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey sends a note to the future and is not as drunk as historians falsely claim.
The Good, the Bad, and the Bone Luge
(Item #2 in our time capsule) FOR SUCH A TIMELESS and time-consuming pursuit, drinking has a shocking number of fluctuations in fashion, method, and flavor. Be they the rise of house-made bitters, mixing beer and wine with higher-proof spirits, or savory-inspired syrups, trends come and go. We thrive on the novel, so when we see a cocktail featuring […]
Drinking at Home
Urban wineries of the past, present, and future.
What Futurepeople Need to Know about Beer in 2013
An open letter to beer enthusiasts of 2113.
The Past, Present, and Future of the Evergreen Tiki Bar
The past, present, and future of the evergreen tiki bar.
The Finest Drinking Establishments of Portland, Oregon, in the Year 2013, A.D.
Or, our senior editor went out and got drunk.
Bars That Will Still Be Here in 2113
A bunch of bars that future Portlanders will also enjoy!
82nd vs. Lombard
82nd Avenue vs. Lombard: Who has the booziest bars?
82nd vs. Lombard
82nd Avenue vs. Lombard: Who has the booziest bars?
Local Flavor
Drinkin’ whiskey with the imbeciles of the Mercury.
Amber Remedy
The proper uses of medicinal whiskey for the better enjoyment of the Good Lord’s creation.
