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Early Man!!!

Walking the Non-Ironic Heavy Metal Walk

“Early Man, eh?” you think to yourself. Nope, you’re still a few million years too early—you’ve landed in the time of the dinosaurs! Above you, pterodactyls float on the air currents, their bony beaks swinging as they survey the land beneath them. Massive plants and trees surround you, and the humid air is filled with […]

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