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Fish Story

Pearl Sushi Really Is “This Big!”

There’s something about fish—and the phenomenon extends to sushi—that prompts people to tell wildly exaggerated stories. For example, I once ate whale sashimi freshly cut from the belly of Moby Dick, just seconds after Jesus Christ himself—history’s most overrated fisherman—plucked Herman Melville’s elusive protein blimp fresh from the Pacific Ocean. Honestly. Okay, so not all […]

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