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At Last! A Movie Worthy of Melissa McCarthy!

Spy: At last! A movie worthy of Melissa McCarthy!

Furious 7 Is Here. Prepare Yourself.

Furious 7 is here. Prepare yourself.

Statham and Franco Light Up a Quasi-Parodic Action Flick

Homefront: Jason Statham and James Franco light up a quasi-parodic action flick.

Parker: A Dumb Movie About a Smart Character

Parker: A dumb movie about a smart character.

Killer Elite: Starring Jason Statham AND Clive Owen’s Mustache!

Killer Elite: Not the operatic Owen-vs.-Statham-vs.-Owen’s-moustache action thriller you’ve been waiting for.

The Mechanic Is a Movie for Stupid People

The Mechanic is a movie for stupid people.

Transporter 3 is directed by “Olivier Megaton.” That’s just about all you need to know.

Death Race: Like Mario Kart! If Mario Killed People!

Death Race 2000 gets a remake. Predictably enough, a whole lotta cars crash. Also, shit blows up.