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The Best of Record Store Day’s Black Friday Releases
Hold These Exclusive Reissues in Your Hands
John Malkovich
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Old People Porn
Red 2: Where Knees Don’t Ache
Red 2: Action porn for old people.
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Rrrrrrrrromeo and Juliet
The Zombie Love Story of Warm Bodies
Warm Bodies is a tender and juicy zombie love story.
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Auteur Theory
Of Michael Bay, Robots, and What Pussies Do
Of Michael Bay, robots, and what pussies do.
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Die Hard in a Retirement Home
Red: Finally, an Action Comedy for the Elderly!
Red: Finally, an action comedy made by and for the elderly!
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The Luckiest Pony Lady Ever
Spoiler Alert: Secretariat Wins!
I don’t think I’m spoiling anything by telling you that the horse wins the race in Secretariat.
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You’ve Got Something on Your Lip, Josh
Jonah Hex‘s Mild, Mild West
Jonah Hex‘s mild, mild west.
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Old Dogs, Old Tricks
Buck Howard‘s Bland Effect
The Great Buck Howard isn’t all that great.
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The Good and the Bad
The Truth Is Simple in Clint Eastwood’s Changeling
The true story Changeling relies more on facts than nuance.
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Spy Hard
The Coen Brothers Return with Burn After Reading
Burn After Reading is the new movie from the Coen Brothers. Like you need to know anything else.