Dark Shadows: Go Team Barnabas. Forget Team Burton.
Johnny Depp
Fire Water
The Rum Diary of a young Hunter S. Thompson.
One Day at a Time
Johnny Depp not raped by photography, and a special message for Occupy Portland!
Alas, ‘Tis a Pity
The new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a boring piece of shit.
High Plains Lizard
Rango isn’t for kids—or you either.
One Day at a Time
Porn stars, “Bombshell” McGee, and Pauly Shore: another normal night for Charlie Sheen.
One Day at a Time
Ashton and Demi’s “open” relationship (EWW!) and Madonna’s scary hands (EWWW!).
One Day at a Time
Kate Gosselin tries comedy, and Angelina Jolie’s vagina tractor beam!
Lost Down The Rabbit Hole
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland looks good, but lacks greatness.
Terry Gilliam’s Traveling Circus
In The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Terry Gilliam creatively edits Heath Ledger’s final role.
Birth of the Cool
Public Enemies: Johnny Depp’s got a tommy gun!
A Real Violence
Documentarian Alex Gibney Takes on the Gonzo Legend
