Spoiler: Nobody even gets taken in Tak3n!
Luc Besson
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Brain Dead
Lucy Uses Maybe Five Percent of its Brain
Lucy uses maybe five percent of its brain.
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Awkward Threesome
Costner, McG, and Besson’s 3 Days to Kill
3 Days to Kill: Kevin Costner gets his grump on.
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From Mozzarella to Camembert
The Family‘s Cheesy Mob Send-Up
The Family is a cheesy mob send-up.
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Father of the Year
Taken 2: It’s (Still) a Bad Idea to Piss Off Liam Neeson
Taken 2: It’s (still) a bad idea to piss off Liam Neeson.
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A Punch to the Face
Lockout Is Every Action Movie Ever. In Space!
Lockout is every action movie ever. In space!
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Pretty Vacant
Colombiana Needs Less Yak-Yak, More Bang-Bang
Colombiana needs less yak-yak, more bang-bang.
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The City of Fights
Liam Neeson Is Father of the Year
Taken: You touch his daughter. He breaks your face.
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Vroom! Bang! No Shirt!
Transporter 3 is directed by “Olivier Megaton.” That’s just about all you need to know.
