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Beneath the Mask

Andrew Tonry Spends the Worst Night of His Life as the LumberJax Mascot

I stripped off the ridiculous costume and headed for the shower. I had to get it off. All of it—the sweat, the stink, and that feeling like I’d just done something reprehensible. I needed refuge. Whatever part of me that got me here, the one that said, “Yeah, that’s a good idea—it’ll be fun, you […]

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The Ballad of Timber Jim

An Interview with Portland’s Most Beloved Mascot

THE USA is not interested in soccer. Sorry, Adidas, but it’s true. We’ll watch a reality show about David and Victoria Beckham, but a televised 90-minute soccer match? Forget it. However, to enter PGE Park when the Portland Timbers are playing is to enter a different world—where you can check out the type of debauchery […]

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Portland Wants Squatch!

Why We Should Trade Our Mascot for Seattle’s

THERE ARE 30 teams in the National Basketball Association—yet the Portland Trail Blazers have something that no one else does. It’s not Greg Oden, Brandon Roy, or a promising future of playoff victories—it’s that goddamn trail cat. The team’s mascot is a useless, fictional large-headed creature of unknown origin that goes by the name Blaze […]

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