Fuck you, Mars.
Matt Damon
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Ariana Grande licks doughnuts, hates America.
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Final Frontiersman
Matthew McConaughey Goes to Infinity and Beyond
Interstellar: Matthew McConaughey and Christopher Nolan go to infinity and beyond.
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Charlie Sheen: rhymes with dental hygiene.
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George Clooney: The Ruiner of Worlds.
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Flights of Fancy
The Zero Theorem: A Harsh Dose of Pure Gilliam
The Zero Theorem is a shot of pure, unadulterated Gilliam.
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Bratwurst Party
Going to War with The Monuments Men
Going to war with The Monuments Men.
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Kanye West beats down a disgusting little twerp (not Justin Bieber).
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Explosions in the Sky
On Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium (or, Occupy Outer Space)
On Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium (or, Occupy Outer Space).
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Kim Kardashian is a vampire—we have the proof!
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Hollywood Thinks You’re Dumb
The Smug, Almost-Great Promised Land
Promised Land is frustratingly close to great.
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They Call Me Wolfpuncher
A Wolf vs. Jeremy Renner: WHO YA GOT?
All you need to know about The Bourne Legacy is that Jeremy Renner punches a wolf in the face.