Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn’t great. It didn’t have to be.
Megan Fox
One Day at a Time
Taylor Swift cries over losing her virginity to Jake Gyllenhaal. #humblebrag
One Day at a Time
Leopard-print cars, ball ironing, and mutant/donkey hybrids: Just another One Day at a Time!
Married with Children
Judd Apatow, This Is 40, and rich people’s problems.
One Day at a Time
Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna? Together? END THE WORLD NOW.
Breed Love
Friends with Kids: Like “friends with benefits,” but far, far worse.
One Day at a Time
If Mark Wahlberg could’ve stopped 9/11, why couldn’t he stop Entourage?
One Day at a Time
Which famous director allegedly sucked an alleged girl’s alleged toes?
One Day at a Time
Kim Kardashian innocent? (Don’t worry—she’s still a monster.)
One Day at a Time
Sandra Bullock: “Heartbroken”? Time to celebrate!
One Day at a Time
A brand-new reason to really despise Jerry Seinfeld.
