Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna? Together? END THE WORLD NOW.
Mitt Romney
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Kim Kardashian’s Bible study class—now with 30 percent more “Satan.”
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This week: An ugly bitch monster dyed her hair.
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Demi Moore is collapsing like a 15-year-old!
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If Mark Wahlberg could’ve stopped 9/11, why couldn’t he stop Entourage?
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Welcome to the world, Blue Ivy! Here’s your jewel-encrusted crib.
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Ooooh-la-la! Somebody likes “wheelchair porn”!
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Twilight stars on the skids? Quick! Call Mormon founder Joseph Smith and his magic hat!
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What?! Ashton Kutcher and Kim Kardashian can’t buy love?!
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Kat Von D joins the 99 percent… of people Jesse James has cheated on.
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Kim Kardashian’s wedding (AKA the “monster mash”).
