The Water Diviner: In 111 minutes, 15 new movies from Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe
One Day at a Time
The greatest prank Michael Jackson ever pulled.
Righteously Insane
Darren Aronofsky’s Noah is a big, beautiful manic episode.
Stranger in a Strange Land
Man of Steel: In which Superman saves the world, and also enjoys eating at IHOP.
Big Night Out
A dark night of classic noir in the Broken City.
Trapped in La Cosette
Lez Miz is garbage. Sorry, theater nerds.
High-Speed Prius Getaway!
The Next Three Days is some seriously tempered badassery.
Robin Hood: Origins
Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood tells the origin of Robin Hood. It is incredibly boring.
One Day at a Time
Homosexuals, come out. Heterosexuals, go back in.
Stopping the Presses
State of Play: The death of newspapers, Hollywood-style!
True Lies
For a film dealing with eeeevil terrorists, Body of Lies is better than most. As to whether that makes it actually good or not, well….
