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What Rhymes with Coochie?

If Anybody Knows, It’s Gonna Be Spank Rock

Spank Rock is driving the streets of Philadelphia with his friend, trying to find a decent place for lunch, when I ask him which rhymes he’s proudest of having written. He mentions a few songs, then gets suddenly animated. “You know which song I’m proud of? We made this song about those Lindsay Lohan pictures—the […]

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