Vanishing on 7th Street: B-grade Actors Chewing the Scenery. In the Dark.
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Shadow Play
Vanishing on 7th Street: B-grade Actors Chewing the Scenery. In the Dark.
The Happening
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The White Airbender
Please Stop Making Movies, M. Night Shyamalan
The Last Airbender: Even more proof that M. Night Shyamalan has forgotten how to make movies.
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Darkest Night
Well, Not Really: The Happening Is Goofy. It Also Blows.
I want to give M. Night Shyamalan the benefit of the doubt. I want to say that, midway through The Happening, when a terrified Mark Wahlberg nervously approaches a houseplant and begins to address it in cool, calm tones—he is assuring the plant that he means it no harm—I want to say the scene’s meant […]