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Choose My Halloween Costume
Choose my saxy-saxy-saaaaxy Halloween costume!
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My Time Is Valuable
Read this column AND STOP WASTING MY TIME.
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The Loudest Mouth of All
How Morton Downey Jr. Started the Fire
Évocateur: how one media loudmouth started the fire.
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Boo Old Things! Yay New Things!
Recommended for old people who like new things.
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No Ghost Shark for You, Russia!
Homophobes don’t deserve Ghost Sharks. Comments closed!
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Best TV Moment EVARRRRR!
And the “Best TV Moment EVARRRR” is…
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Get Out of My Nose
Please blame the following terrible column on my sinus medication.
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Racism Police! Spread ‘Em!
Now this might sound racist (and it is!).
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Ready for My Close Up
Why I’m too “real” for reality shows.