Will Arnett Archives - Portland Mercury

Heroes in the Half-Baked

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Isn’t Great. It Didn’t Have to Be.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn’t great. It didn’t have to be.

The Lego Movie Has No Right to Be This Good

The Lego Movie should’ve been lousy. But it’s great!

Morgan Spurlock and the World of Male Grooming

Mansome: Morgan Spurlock and the world of male grooming.

When in Rome, Wallow in Your Insecurities

When in Rome, wallow in your insecurities.

G-Force Is G-Awful

G-Force is less fun than a gerbil up the heinie.

Monsters vs. Aliens: Like Aliens vs. Predator, But for Kids!

Monsters vs. Aliens: An awesome-sounding battle that isn’t all that
awesome.