So last night's opening party at The Works. There's a lot going on. Dancing, bouncing, eating, mingling, drinking, art viewing, unisex (omnisex?) bathrooms, more bouncing... One works up a thirst.

Personally, my thirst knows no bounds. I'm a big fan of water. I can't pass a drinking fountain without stopping for a sip. But lo!

  • Art?

Didn't stop me from trying. No water came out, though.

And yet, twelve paces away:

  • Wasteful?

I would later be the asshole that drank the last of this water.

Yo, PICA! Why not use the existing water delivery infrastructure? This water cooler ain't big enough for the both of us.