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If the citizens of Blogtown can help some kid get her Huffy back, surely we can all go in on this decommissioned missile complex in Othello, WA. It’s a steal at $3.5 million.

Decommissioned military TITAN 1 Missile complex can be yours. 1-of-18 built during the Cold War, 1-of-2 for sale and the best preserved. A unique opportunity to develop your underground home, amusement park, or fortress. A complete network of subteranean rooms & connecting tunnels including a 125′ diameter Superdome with a 65′ ceiling. Secure, fully fenced location of 56 +/- acres in Central Washington. Private well, generator power, off the grid! Built to last, what will you use it for?

What will I use it for? Either an underground IMAX theater or a way to escape the impending apocalypse. Probably both. Plus when Mother Russia starts dropping bombs on rural Washington, us Blogtownies will be chillaxing in our Superdome, while all other blogs (and their commenters) die of radiation poison. Suckers.

Actually, judging by those photos it looks like local teenagers have been soiling this place for years. I think the price is a little inflated. Anyone know a good realtor that can bid them down?

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

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