For the second year in a row, Portland Center Stage presents Mead
Hunter’s adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. I
missed last year’s premiere, so the show’s bells, whistles, songs,
moans, and microphone crackles were all new to me. (You’re going to fix those sound
problems, right guys?)

A Christmas Carol is a chestnut, to be sure, but one that’s
capable of evoking a real response, as ghosts guide Ebenezer Scrooge
through the disappointments and cruelties that make up his past,
present, and future. This production, though, hits the cheer a little
too hard, taking a tone that’s so lighthearted and silly it fails to
invite any real emotional investmentโ€”as though saying, in
effect, “We’ve all seen this show a hundred times before, so how could
anyone take it seriously at this point?”

Lavish costumes and a lush, versatile set make this show the
prettiest piece of holiday eye candy you’ll see all season. Given the
emphasis on surfaces, it’s unsurprising that each Christmas ghost comes
with a goofy gimmick: a death-metal Jacob Marley (Ted Roisum) arrives
in a cloud of fog, with chains flying behind him; the ghost of
Christmas Past appears in triplicate; Christmas Present (Juliana Jaffe)
descends from the sky like she’s headlining a drag show; Christmas
Future is a towering, teetering puppet.

Out-of-towner Wesley Mann is back for a second year in the role of
Ebenezer Scrooge, and spends most of the play doing his best Droopy Dog
impression. Mann’s loose-limbed, galumphing physical presence doesn’t
match the haughty, nasal tone with which he endows his
characterโ€”Mann’s casting, in fact, doesn’t make sense at all
until Scrooge at last casts off his doldrums and is allowed to careen
joyously around the stage. As with this production as a whole, the best
elements of Mann’s performance are the cheery ones: His joy is palpable
in a way his misery never was.

The temptation to bring something fresh and fun to this story is
understandable. Unfortunately, though, the show just has to be a
bummer for a while, in order for Dickens’ redemptive ending to be
affecting. Here, everyone’s in on the joke, and the characters are just
biding their time, waiting for the punchlineโ€”when at last Tiny
Tim bleats out “God bless us, everyone!” and fake snow douses a cast
that’s finally united in cheer.

A Christmas Carol

the Gerding Theater
128 NW 11th
445-3700
Tues-Sat 7:30 pm, Sun 2 pm, through Dec 28
$30-66.50
pcs.org

Alison Hallett served nobly as the Mercury's arts editor from 2008-2014. Her proud legacy lives on.