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HEY LOVE BIRDS! Sure, Valentine’s Day may be behind us, but SO MANY OF YOU wrote glorious, mushy, wildly romantic love notes to your sweetie with the Mercury‘s FREE Reader Valentines! Soooo… DID YOU GET ONE? There’s only one way to find out—head over to the Mercury‘s valentine pages and see!

And guess what? It’s still not too late to show off your love to the world! We’re still accepting your love note submissions… all the way to Thursday, February 17! And even better, we’ll send your sweetie-pie an email TODAY to let them know they’ve got a love note waiting for them!

IT’S SO EASY!

• Go to the Mercury‘s Valentine submission page here!

• Compose a 150-character love note designed to moisten and/or engorge the nethers of the one (or ones!) you love. (No mean stuff, spam, or gibberish, please!)

• If you like, we’ll also send your beloved an email to let them know they’ve received an online valentine! Just enter their email in the appropriate box. (And while you’re expressing your love, if you don’t mind, you can help support the Mercury by making a $5 contribution to help keep us going during the pandemic. No pressure, of course. But you DO love us, right?)

• Hit “SUBMIT” and your valentine will pop up in our easily searchable database that’s also on this page! (And wow! Our Valentines page is absolutely bursting with lots of interesting, mushy-gushy mash notes. CHECK ‘EM OUT FOR YOURSELF!)

• Pssst. On a similar topic: Looking for something sexy and fun to do this Valentine’s Day season? How about watching the insanely sexy HUMP! Film Fest coming at ya to Revolution Hall starting February 24? Get those tickets here, hot stuff!

So what are you waiting for? SEE IF YOU GOT A VALENTINE! And submit your FREE Mercury Reader Valentines through Thursday, February 17—thereby securing the love of your loved-one… FOREVER!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)