I have a really hard time believing these are new products, and not something that fell off the back of a truck in Taiwan during the mid-'80s, but Topless Robot says it's so:
I can only assume that "Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear" smells like sweaty leather bikini bottoms and Jabba the Hut's lecherous drool. Genki wear, indeed. For the men:
I don't know what this would smell like because I have no memory of anything that happened to this character, but apparently the cape shrouding the bottle is paralyzingly attractive to certain types. Says Topless Robot: "It's cologne that COMES IN A FUCKING CAPE. HOLY SHIT." And Erik Henriksen's IM to me less than five minutes ago: "BUT IT COMES IN A LITTLE CAPE." That's all it takes, huh? Even at $39/bottle, this is sure to be a big hit with fans, even despite the fact that it's a total copycat of the Star Trek fragrance line. Wait, did you know that there was a Star Trek fragrance line? Because if you did you're a fucking nerd who just fell into my nerd trap, nerd. Perhaps you might be qualified to explain to me why someone would want to smell like a "Red Shirt"? Because they want to get shot or what? Oh wait... that... that was a nerd trap I just fell into, wasn't it? Fuck.