Mike Stoklasa—AKA "Mr. Plinkett," AKA the guy behind the hilariously scathing breakdowns of the Star Wars prequels—has set his sights on last 2009's Star Trek. On the downside, Stoklasa is getting increasingly looonnnnng-winded; on the upside, and even so, this is still about 900 times funnier and smarter than most videos on the web, not to mention most film criticism.
Part two is here.