Did I ever tell you that a couple of years ago I dressed up as He-Man for Halloween? Here’s a picture.

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I was reminded of this absolutely awesome costume when I saw this equally awesome commercial for He-Man and the Masters of the Universe… ON ICE! (Skeletor on skates is a force to be reckoned with.)

Secondly, I was at the Yelle show last night at Berbati’s which was pretty awesomeriffic as well. HOWEVER! There was a strangely large douchebag contingent in attendance, and one Bag in particular with a cigarette in his mouth kept jumping up on stage with no apparent intent. When I saw the following video of what happened to a drunken Phillie fan after last night’s World Series closer, I thought, “Wow. This is exactly what I wish would’ve happened to that douchebag at Yelle.”

Goodnight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OAa6_s9MjGw%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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