I get it, oh, I get it. It’s a monkey. Vomiting onto a wall. But do you really have to laugh and take a picture of it? Then you’re gonna run home and upload the photo to the internet, aren’t you… which will do nothing but further humiliate this poor vomiting monkey. UNBELIEVABLE. And as for those commenters who are already furiously typing to sanctimoniously inform me that this is actually a “chimp” and not a “monkey”—WELL FUCK YOU. Any chimp who wears clothes—even those who choose to “Porky Pig” it—is a monkey in my book. Ditto for those wearing roller skates.
Now where was I? OH YEAH. At least that one dude with the messenger bag is doing the right thing by holding the monkey’s hair back, and… hey! YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT HIPSTER’S ASS CRACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!! What a fuckin’ idiot!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!! GOD, I LOVE THE INTERNET!
Hat tips to WOW!
Somebody was barfing outside of my office window for a while this morning. I wonder if it was this monkey…
It’s not a monkey. It’s most likely a chimpanzee or perhaps a small orangutan. Monkeys have tails.
definitely an orangutan.
I had a baby orangutan visit me at work one time. He was wearing a diaper, loved spinning around in circles, eating bananas, and drinking pepsi out of the can.
We got along pretty well.
Sorry to ruin the fun, but this is a sculpture called “Ancient Echo” by artist Tony Matelli.
I think his butt is cute. And sensitive.
Nice catch EliyahuPDX, even though it totally ruins everything. My day is crap now.
(You really need to learn your great apes, WSH.)
MONKEY!! IT’S A MONKEY!!
Why do so many people ignore the fact when their buttcracks are exposed to the world? I am constantly having to see bicyclists riding around Portland with their asses hanging out for all to see. Yuck. Makes the sculpture seem nice in comparison.
EliyahuPDX is correct
http://www.leokoenig.com/static/dyn-images…
And yes, chimps are apes, like you and me any monkey could see that.
i think the piece would be more effective if the hairier of the two was in a wife-beater. preferably with mustard stains on the front.
Check the bottom of the wall. Was this moved? Regardless, the art piece sucks compared to adding the human friend. Way better this way.
That is a wookie who finded out that in the next SW saga they will be made in digital so he just went out and got drunk.