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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Cops Solve Creepy Beef Heart Mystery

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Sat, Feb 18, 2012 at 8:39 AM

Someone came forward and gave Portland cops a good reason why a bloody cow's heart wound up on the doorstep of some poor homeowners over on NW Flanders the day after Valentine's Day. It was, ah, what you call a massively embarrassing misunderstanding.

The cops announced last night:

A woman contacted Portland Police to report that the cow heart was a joke gift meant for her but delivered to the wrong address. The intended recipient lives around the corner from where the cow heart was mistakenly delivered.

And that, as they say, is that.

There will be no further investigation by Portland Police.

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