In my inbox, from "email@example.com":
Have you guys seen this footage of the new transformers ride, looks off the chain, if you post it will you give me a mention:
Huh. What a weird coincidence.
(Post-script: If you're the unfortunate, clumsy publicist for Universal Studios' crappy Transformers ride, please, I beg you, email me for real. I'd love to hear your thoughts about how the internet works.)