Correct me if I’m wrong, but is it, or is it not Mercury Film Editor Erik Henriksen’s job to REVIEW FILMS? However, when I asked him to review the movie Vampire Dog—which is about a vampire dog, and may possibly be the worst movie in cinematic history—he flat out refused! Even better, the dog is voiced by NORM MACDONALD in the most embarrassing, paycheck-grabbing role ever perpetrated by a struggling aging comic. Check out the trailer… NOW!
YESSSSSSSSSS… am I right? Anyway, even though Erik told me to, quote, “climb up inside your butt and eat your way out,” he agreed to let Blogtown be the finally judge in this matter. SO C’MON, LET’S VOTE! (And remember, Erik! Blogtown polls are legally binding. I’d just love to sue your ass in court. “Eat my way out of my butt,” indeed.)
Granted, I’ve only watched this trailer once, and I do not plan on doing it again, but — what exactly makes Vampire Dog so vampiric? Strawberry jelly? Does he actually bite people? Because that shit would be dark.
Pitch Meeting: Ok you guys, you know how popular Wilfred is? Ok, let’s do that but for kids. And we can’t really have him smoke pot, so HEY all the kids love vampires now, right?
Actually, the worse thing Norm has done for a paycheck are those insurance commercials.
Bunnicula was a vegan vampire! And I would watch that movie.
I love Bunnicula!!!
I’m on suicide watch just from watching the preview.
DID YOU CATCH THAT IT WAS LUGOSI HIGH SCHOOL?
SUCK IT UP ERIC!
We want a detailed review too, illustrating the films place in cinematic history.
Does the film have political relevance today?
etc etc etc
Give it to us Eric!
I think Erik should review the book Bunnicula! And the sequels! (But really only Howliday Inn.)
And if there’s not already a Portland band named Vegan Vampire, I’ll eat my hat.
Eric, at times like this you must ask yourself:
‘what would Roger Ebert do?’
The current poll results are near-unanimous.
I’m guessing the vampire dog has some pretty fucking strong opinions about OJ Simpson.