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How Would You Fare In an “IQ Test” with Donald Trump?

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This Week: A Whole Lot of EWWWWWW!

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We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Mass Shooting

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Wow! Jennifer Lawrence Really Likes the Kardashians! Also, the World Is Falling Apart

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It’s Just So Insensitive to Talk About Climate Change! (And Ted Cruz Masturbating.)

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Oh, What’s That? We Couldn’t Hear You, Since THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.

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Clowns, clowns, and more clowns. Sorry!

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Dear Taylor Swift: LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!

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Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, and the Wu-Tang Clan: One of These Things Is Worth Your Respect!

New Column!

Get Your Tickets Now for... the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2017!

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Donald Trump Threatens Nuclear War. Hillary Clinton Watches Wonder Woman. 2017 Is Turning Out Great!

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In Which Channing Tatum Saves an Otherwise Horrible Week

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Ahhh... Enjoy the Crisp, Refreshing Taste of Mitch McConnell’s Tears!

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The Week in Review

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Earth’s Entering Its Sixth Mass Extinction? TIME FOR ANOTHER MARTINI, DEARS

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Featuring Hubby Kip in a Star-Spangled Speedo! (Sorry.)

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Michelle Rodriguez Is Wonderful. Mitch McConnell Is a Turtle.

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This Week in American Politics: Sean Got Fatter.

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Trump and the GOP’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

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Happy Comey Week! (Are You Getting Us an Impeachment?)

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Oh, Waiter? We Need a Refill for Our Goblet of Male Tears. Thx!

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Another Week, Another Reason to Ask: Where’s Buffy When We Need Her?

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Trump Betrays the United States, and—OH GOD WATCH OUT THERE’S A MUMMY!

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It’s the End of the World! So... We Can Pull Off Furiosa’s Look, Right?

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The Handmaid’s Tale—Proudly Presented by Emperor Klaaktu!

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Hope You Enjoyed the Internet While It Lasted, Dears!

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You Realize It’s Only a Matter of Time Until Vin Diesel Punches the Easter Bunny, Right?

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America Drops the “Mother of All Bombs,” While—GAH! LOOK OUT! A SCORPION!

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Together at Last: Kendall Jenner and the Clown from It

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We Love You Like Val Kilmer Loves Cate Blanchett

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Of Rich White Assholes and “30 Solid Years of Just Partying Too Fucking Hard”

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Spicey Tries to Escape, the Planet Dies, and We’re Actually Nice to Ben Affleck. (We Know. We’re As Shocked As You Are.)

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Chance the Rapper Is Our Real President

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On Beatty, Beauty, and the Beast

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Let’s Ditch This Dump and Go Live in Outer Space!

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Cheer Up, America! We Aren’t as Fucked Up as North Korea! (Yet.)

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Trump Administration Conspires with Russians; Ben Affleck Conspires with Ugly Phoenix Tattoo

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ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! BEYONCÉ’S HAVING TWINS!!

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Trump’s First Week on the Job? WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

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C’mon, Everybody! Let’s Punch a Nazi in the Face!

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FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE—sorry, dears. Something’s in our eye.

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Hey Celebs! Climb Inside My Garbage Hole!

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2016 Gets In a Few Last Jabs. Fuck You, 2016.

New Column!

Imbecile Parade: Frank Cassano Asks, “What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?” (Uh-Oh.)

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The Year in Review (Part II!)

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The Best News and Gossip (Yes, There Was Some) of 2016!

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This Week: Jennifer Lawrence Apologizes to the Internet, and Lindsay Lohan Insults Everyone in Kettering, England

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Hey, At Least Your Thanksgiving Was Better Than Brad Pitt’s. (JK. No It Wasn’t.)

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Let’s Gossip, Dears! Oh. Wait. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Here to Ruin Everything. Sigh.

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So, How’s President-Elect Trump Doing? *SAD TROMBONE*
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