Netflix’s Daredevil season two kicks off this Friday, March 18—which means this is the network’s last chance to suck you in with a gorgeously violent, sexy trailer. Just when Matt Murdock thinks he’s got Hell’s Kitchen under control, the Yakuza moves in along with former fuck buddy/assassin Elektra, and a very angry dude known as The Punisher. And are those sexy sparks I see flying between Matt and Karen? This trailer is throwing everything at the wall, and practically all of it sticks. WATCH!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)