CONFIDENTIAL TO RICK: YOUR SON'S NAME IS "CARL," (ONE SYLLABLE) NOT "CORAL" OR "QUARREL" OR "KOR-AL."
Torn, because YES that was an active, bang-up finale with unexpected turns and YES I actually, finally enjoyed bits of this show but these things should've happened 5 episodes ago and this whole damn, dumb show could've progressed at a more interesting clip. This was also the first actual promise delivered on (of dozens) from the Hardwick's of the world that "some fucked up shit is going down on tonights ep, you guys I swear."*
Bummed because now it's clear the writers are JUST smart enough to know they can do literally nothing for an entire season, redeeming the dreadfulness with a mere 15 minutes of unexpected action at the end.
Farmer's daughter is the worst panicked cryer I've ever seen.
I like how The Guv's gang, after his long spiel about the awful people at the prison, agreed to go murder a bunch of stranger s on his word without a SINGLE QUESTION as to why. Two of their gang suddenly disappeared as soon as the Guv joined camp but why be suspicious of his murderous plot or him as a person in any way, right gang?
The show still sucks and will continue to suck. Be back to bitch in Feb.
*More shocking than the farmer's beheading or The Guv dying is no black people being killed off in amidst the bloodshed. I'll reiterate: I have no attachment to these characters. I'm for the zombies and the black people on the show. I'll be satisfied if they are the only ones left at the end.
HAHA. Nice filler episode, writers. Who's shocked they found a way to neuter the guv. Laughed out loud at the opening montage of him stumbling around like a drunk Unabomber to some earnest country song.
Available men complaining about the Portland females in their dating pool. Available women complaining about the Portland men in their dating pool. Both with complaints that run the gamut, often contrasting and/or contradictory. Yeesh, gang! Hang up half that discontent and you'd get twice the dong/puss.
No matter what level of peril they find themselves in, none of the major "actors" on this show will ever be killed off.* That's become very clear. Especially since there's at least 40ish more episodes of this dumb show left, at least.
Question: is anyone still frightened/emotionally moved by the zombies anymore? Seems the diminishing returns have completely expired. They're nothing but bad-acting extras with sound effects layered over in post to me.
Another question: what are the "zombieverse" (please kill me for using that term) rules for what the walkers are supposed to sound like? Shouldn't they sound like moaning humans? Why do they sound like heavily, heavily amplified swarms of wheezing, pack-a-day smoking grandmas trying to play the digeridoo?
Rick: After this is all over, things ain't gonna be like they used to be, are they?
Recumbant bike-looking guy: No, they won't.
SOMEONE GOT PAID TO WRITE THIS DIALOGUE.
One MAJOR redeeming moment: the LOL I got from the sight of perhaps THE dumbest character TV's ever seen--THE GOV!
This show is about to go from dumb to awful as fuck and I couldn't be happier.
Thong or loincloth?
Question for both of them.
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