"...a nice piece of fish..."? What kind of slate-gray dystopian hellscape are you longing for, exactly? Oh, I'm sure on some level you feel like you're speaking truth to pancake power, but this is a battle you can never hope to win -- nor should you. Really. Of all the buzzes to kill, you go after breakfast? Shame. Shame on you and all those who truck with such joy-murdering argle-bargle.
You're dead to me, Hallett. (Except for the cookie thing, to which I will now bring WAFFLES.)
I... kinda want one? Sorta? I've had better-than-average luck with Ikea furniture, so I'm sure that factors in.
Also, the pitch-lady is adorable.
Awww, the troll likes me!
@JillyB Sick burn, honey.
(I don't actually want to fight Bobby. He's really muscly.)
Ben Folds' cover of Dre and Snoop's "Bitches Ain't Shit" deserves a spot on that list.
And I'll fight any man says diff'rent.
No one's playing Hawkeye. :(
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