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Re: “IKEA Makes a TV, and... Wait. IKEA Makes a TV?!?”
I... kinda want one? Sorta? I've had better-than-average luck with Ikea furniture, so I'm sure that factors in.
Also, the pitch-lady is adorable.
Posted by
beaton
on 04/17/2012 at 3:26 PM
Re: “"Dad said, 'Son, You're Fucking High.'" Or, a Definitive List of the Ten Best Ben Folds Songs (Including Both His Solo Career and His Time in Ben Folds Five)”
Awww, the troll likes me!
Posted by
beaton
on 04/06/2012 at 3:08 PM
Re: “"Dad said, 'Son, You're Fucking High.'" Or, a Definitive List of the Ten Best Ben Folds Songs (Including Both His Solo Career and His Time in Ben Folds Five)”
@JillyB Sick burn, honey.
Posted by
beaton
on 04/06/2012 at 1:47 PM
Re: “"Dad said, 'Son, You're Fucking High.'" Or, a Definitive List of the Ten Best Ben Folds Songs (Including Both His Solo Career and His Time in Ben Folds Five)”
(I don't actually want to fight Bobby. He's really muscly.)
Posted by
beaton
on 04/06/2012 at 1:00 PM
Re: “"Dad said, 'Son, You're Fucking High.'" Or, a Definitive List of the Ten Best Ben Folds Songs (Including Both His Solo Career and His Time in Ben Folds Five)”
Ben Folds' cover of Dre and Snoop's "Bitches Ain't Shit" deserves a spot on that list.
And I'll fight any man says diff'rent.
Posted by
beaton
on 04/06/2012 at 12:58 PM
Re: “UNH, C'MON, AVENGERS ASSEMBLE”
No one's playing Hawkeye. :(
Posted by
beaton
on 03/29/2012 at 3:22 PM
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “Breakfast Exceptionalism”
"...a nice piece of fish..."? What kind of slate-gray dystopian hellscape are you longing for, exactly? Oh, I'm sure on some level you feel like you're speaking truth to pancake power, but this is a battle you can never hope to win -- nor should you. Really. Of all the buzzes to kill, you go after breakfast? Shame. Shame on you and all those who truck with such joy-murdering argle-bargle.
You're dead to me, Hallett. (Except for the cookie thing, to which I will now bring WAFFLES.)