I, Anonymous 

Dog Water


My kid is almost two, and he's pretty stoked on the drinking fountain—I can see that your dog is too. There's a dog bowl that someone kindly put on the ground so dogs could drink out of it. But hey, you don't have control over what your 100-plus pound wolf hybrid does, right?! Go ahead, it's cool. Let the dog get right up on the fountain and lap that shit up. What was really cool, though, was when your friend said the old, "I hear that dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans'." I don't know about your dog, but mine eats cat shit and licks her own cooch, as I'm sure most people's dogs do. I don't eat cat shit or lick my balls all day, but somehow that fuckin' dog's mouth is cleaner than mine. Go figure. So, in the future my kid would like to drink from the fountain and not catch some kind of hep or flesh-eating bacteria from your dog's super-clean mouth. Use the fuckin' bowl, lady.—Anonymous

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