IF HAPPINESS were measured in the quality and quantity of happy hours, the denizens of Portland would be walking around with perma-grins (and perma-buzzes). In this guide to Portland happy hours, we've included something for everyone looking for discount drinks, as well as the best food—from the beautiful $5 Little Bird burger to cheesy, greasy quesadillas for $2 at Tom's Restaurant and Bar.

A fictional collegiate dean once said, "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life." Maybe that's true, but a post-work or late-night indulgence may just be the ticket to true fulfillment.

Check out all the happy hours in Portland here.

HIGH-CLASS HAPPY HOURS


NOT AS FANCY HAPPY HOURS


WONDERFULLY TRASHY HAPPY HOURS


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