The Super Bowl
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Today's big game is America's most egalitarian national holiday. You don't have to give turd one about Denver or Carolina to enjoy it! Musical acts! Ridiculous ads! Puppies and kitties frolicking! All of it paired with plates and plates of nutritionally-questionable-yet-extremely-delicious foodstuffs! Cram it all down your maw between frequent barbaric yawps! It's the Super Bowl goddammit! BOBBY ROBERTS