Because this is too good to keep to myself. I know it’s insanely long, but a little goes a long way. The Mercury‘s Marissa had this to say after watching it to the end: “Now I’m hungry, tired, and thirsty.” Plus, Alan Thicke makes some grievous fashion decisions if you make it to the seven minute mark, I think one woman’s last name is C3PO, and I think I’ve cracked the code about where Hooters determined that nude pantyhose and scrunchy white socks are sexy.
“We are the winner/watch us glimmer!”
h/t to Facebook

“FOURTH ANNUAL” I DEMAND VIDEO OF THE PREVIOUS THREE INSTALLMENTS.
Very snappy!
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
I believe in Crystal Light. Because I believe in *me.*
Wow, Crystal sure was some potent stuff back in ’88!
Now I am all invested in who won.
Perms, mullets and spandex. Sounds like a good Wednesday night.