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In today’s I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day, an anonymous writer is fed up with right-wingers (as well as casual racists) using the term “woke”—a term originally coined by Black folk to bring attention to racial inequity—as a pejorative term. But what to do about it? Let’s find out! People on the far right […]

“I, Anonymous” is a great place to drop off your fiery rants and guilt-laden confessions… but it’s also a place you can be… sweet? Check out this treasure of an I, Anonymous submission called, “That Pastel Coat… and the Person In It.” You were tall and handsome, but what I really noticed as you walked […]

Language is an ever-evolving art form… and yet? Some words are just insanely annoying! For example, check out this righteous submission from I, Anonymous titled, “Stop Saying Kiddo for the Love of Goddo.” There you are, a grown adult articulating a grown adult sentence about picking up your kids from school. But then something happens. […]

NEIGHBORS. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live… well, actually you kind of have to live with them. But even when they’re blasting reggae all damn day long? Such is the trouble for this neighbor in their I, Anonymous screed entitled, “Boogie On, Reggae Neighbor.” Neighbor: I know you don’t like me and, tbh, the feeling […]

“ON… YOUR… LEFT!!!!” OcusFocus / iStock / Getty Images Plus Behold: The I Anonymous column’s Rant o’ the Day™. In today’s edition, a hiker pedestrian has some words for those bikers who bomb down pedestrian trails. Got a rant or confession of your own? Drop it off in I, Anonymous… anonymously! This is to all […]

Everyone wants to belong. Everyone is looking for their “people,” or community. And yet what happens when a person finds their community… but their community doesn’t want them? Hurt feelings, you guys! HURT… FEELINGS. Here’s a sterling example of such a conundrum from the I, Anonymous Blog, titled, “Toyota RAV4 Community?” I drive a new […]

Look, not every big, burly bald guy who drives a huge truck and lives in Vancouver, WA is an asshole. (Psst! But can we assume that 95 percent of them are?) Here’s another example of one of Vancouver’s finest and his interaction with a Portland shop employee from the I, Anonymous Blog that’s aptly titled, […]

Woe be unto the food and retail workers of the world who have to constantly deal with the absolute WORST customers in the world: entitled, grandpa assholes. In this anonymous submission from the I, Anonymous Blog, this poor salesperson had to interact with, and almost bite their tongue clean off when the worst asshole grandpa […]

In the words of E.A. Bucchianeri, “Art is in the eye of the beholder!” But sometimes the “beholder” can be a real piece of work. For example, check out this anonymous submission to the I, Anonymous Blog, where the writer has some very pointed criticisms about children who DARE to use the public sidewalks as […]