Everyone wants to belong. Everyone is looking for their “people,” or community. And yet what happens when a person finds their community… but their community doesn’t want them? Hurt feelings, you guys! HURT… FEELINGS. Here’s a sterling example of such a conundrum from the I, Anonymous Blog, titled, “Toyota RAV4 Community?”
I drive a new Toyota RAV4, you guys. The sick hybrid model. It sounds like a goddamn spaceship when it’s in electric mode. These are super popular, and I see them all over town. 1 out of every 3 cars seems to be a RAV4. I wave and honk at each one, and have yet to get a response. Where is the RAV4 Community? Where is the love? Where is solidarity? Yes, these rigs are basically like if someone made missionary sex into a car- but that’s the charm. Fucking wave back, you assholes.
IS IT GOING TO KILL YOU TO WAVE, Toyota RAV4 owners? Maybe there’s a reason you don’t like this Toyota RAV4 owner in particular? If so tell us why in the I, Anonymous Blog! (Psst… also feel free to leave a rant confession, or any other non-Toyota RAV4 related content—frankly, we’re not too picky.)
Like, Rav4palooza? Naked SUV ride? Jamming up suburban streets demanding more farmland get turned into wide arterials so we never have to mix with the plebes on the bus so long as we live?