Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Anne Hathaway Frightens Randy Quaid, and JD Vance and Virginian Bats Frighten Us All
Line up, Trash Pandas! It’s time for a heaping helping of the latest hot gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Middle-Aged Women Rarely Make History
Let’s go deep with the hottest gossip of the week.
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Jonathan Van Ness Thinks Portland Is “Stunning”
Also, the Queer Eye and self-care comedy star called me “diva,” so I think I have to change my legal name now.
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THE TRASH REPORT: The Latest on Trump, Taylor, and the Loss of Third Spaces
Say goodbye to the Lloyd mall and hello to the latest, trashiest gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: The Weather Can Be Gossip, in That Gossip Is Both Hot and Cool
Line up, trash pandas (and Jimothy)! It’s time for a dumpster load of the week’s hottest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Tacky Columns, Tacky Shoes, and Zach Braff Said WHAT?!
Grab a plate, it’s time for an all-you-can-eat buffet of trashy gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Celebrating America with Flag Cakes, Fair Food, and French Fries
Get ready for this week’s helping of star-spangled trash.
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THE TRASH REPORT: The President’s Ancient, My He-Man Gay, Paltrow’s Bleak, and Blazers Chic
Line up for the latest in hot goss trash.
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THE TRASH REPORT: With Liberty and Sweaty Shirtless Men for All!
Pinkies up! It’s time for the hottest tea of the week.
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THE TRASH REPORT: On Sweatpants, Underpants, and Toilets (But Cute!)
It’s time for another buffet of hot trash gossip. Let’s dig in!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Hot Music Goss for Hot Days, Plus Jimmy Carter, FDR, and Cardi B Makes Three
The latest, hottest (and trashiest) gossip!