The I, Anonymous Blog is good for many things—no, seriously! But it’s most helpful function is supplying the world with a way to give un-asked for advice anonymously. For example, the I, Anonymous submission from this helpful young lady: To the handsome young man living in my apartment building: I’m a young, attractive, SINGLE female. […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: Pinballin’
The I, Anonymous Blog is a great place to publish your anonymous rants, confessions, and… well, sometimes just the weird shit you witness. Take for example, the following I, Anonymous submission, appropriately titled, “Pinballing.” Dear young sir and madam: I’m sorry I chose to play pinball on the very machine where you and your lover […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: The Porn Plumber
The I, Anonymous blog is a great place to drop off your rants, confessions… and in this case, advice to amorous plumbers. Enjoy. You fixed the plumbing on my dishwasher. You were 60, bald, and slight for a man, even in your over-sized plumbers overalls. At first you seemed nervous and apologetic about being in […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: Nobody Cares About Your Birthday!
Hey! Are any of you celebrating your birthday today? If so, be sure to show up at the restaurant where the person who wrote this I, Anonymous works—because they want to tell you to “FUCK OFF.” From “Nobody Cares About Your Birthday” from the I, Anonymous Blog: Hey guess what, when you go out to […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: Why the Fuck Do We Bathe in the Morning?!?
The Mercury‘s I, Anonymous Blog is a great place for your personal manifesto… especially if your manifesto might not be a top priority for other people. For example, check out this I, Anonymous Manifesto™ appropriately titled…. Why the Fuck Do We Bathe Every Morning? Why? Why as a culture do we bathe in the morning? […]
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You’ll Never Look at Monster Energy Drink the Same After Watching This Viral Twitter Video
Well THIS is bonkers…. My brain is broken pic.twitter.com/UJvH3PrjLa— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 8, 2019 This woman, while clearly ga-ga for Jesus, has a real knack for knitting together conspiracy theories. I wonder if she’s ever thought about writing airport mystery novels; she’s at least be better than Dan Brown.
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: Deod-o-rant
OKAY, FINE. This may not be the most poetic I, Anonymous submission we’ve ever received, but C’MON. You have to admit that “Deod-o-rant” is a pretty damn good title. From the I, Anonymous Blog: Here comes summer and with that; a whole bunch of you stanky fuckers! Your putrid body odor is disgusting. No one […]
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The New Billy Ray Cyrus Video Officially Makes Weed Uncool
It’s official. On May 10, 2019, weed became definitively uncool. While weed—AKA cannabis, AKA dope, AKA grass, AKA trees, AKA one of a million other nicknames—has steadily marched toward the mainstream since states began legalizing it this decade, its instant transition from “cool” to “uncool” status comes as something of a surprise. How did weed […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: Nude Beach Mushroom Trip
You know, the eternally popular I, Anonymous Blog is a great place to air your most petty rants and grievances against humanity. BUT! It is also a necessary public confessional booth, where one can apologize for sins committed against one’s fellow humans. For example, take our I, Anonymous Blog pick of the day titled “Sorry […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: Chalk It Up
There’s a crisis in Venezuela, Trump is running roughshod over every presidential norm, and white nationalist terrorists are launching racist, anti-Semitic attacks… and this guy is very concerned about kids using chalk on the sidewalks? From the I, Anonymous Blog, and titled “Chalk It Up”: What’s the deal with you people letting your kids draw […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: 20 is Not Plenty?
The I, Anonymous Blog is a great place to unfetter yourself of self-righteous rants and confessions—BUT. Every now and then we get one by someone who is infuriatingly entitled, and just goddamn DUMB. Herein lies such a rant, titled “Move Over.” I get that 20 is plenty, for you. Not for me. I feel 25-35 […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: The Heavy-Breathing Yogi
If you think that everyone who practices yoga is a meditative, calm person who is one with the universe, think again! They get just as pissed with the world as the rest of us, and as an example, check out this submission to the I, Anonymous Blog titled, “Fuck Your Ujjayi Breath.” To the “yogi” […]