That’s Jay Leno, Guy Fieri, and Kim Kardashian making deep-fried Oreos. It’s also a deft representation of everything that’s vomit worthy in American food and culture at this moment in history. But that’s just my opinion. Yours? Thanks for yet another reason to drink heavily Eater.com
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A Very Viral 2009
No, I’m not talking about last year’s devastating “flu” that ravaged the Mercury after a summer office mixer that no-one seems to remember very well. Although, suffice it to say, in place of mints there was a bowl full of antibiotics on the reception desk for about a month. But, like I said, I’m not […]
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How to Be an Avatar
It may be only January, but it’s never too soon to start thinking about your Halloween costume. And here to help is Glowpinkstah, Youtuber-slash-film-enthusiast-slash-makeup-artist extraordinaire. Don’t say Blogtown never did nothin’ for you.
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12/25 Was an Inside Job
It used to take a few years for conspiracy theories to take hold. Now it barely takes a week: First we have the very obvious problems with the mainstream narrative. How is it that Ted Kennedy can’t get on an airplane but a Nigerian national can get an multiple entry visa to the United States? […]
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Syfy Threatens Portland with Sharding Tornados?
This morning, my close friend the Paralyzed Playa told me that I had missed an amazing piece of film in last Saturday’s Syfy World Premier (!) of Ice Twisters. As he explained the plot, I became more and more incredulous: Scientists working on a high tech cloud seeding experiment screw things up immensely when they […]
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Turkeys, Mohawks, and Money
So this is one way to raise money for charity: Bishops Barbershop is teaming up with Radio Cab this year to provide Thanksgiving meals to families in need—something Radio’s been doing since 1996. The deal with Bishops is that you just make a straight-up cash donation at any of their locations ($20 = a turkey […]