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In this anonymous submission to the I, Anonymous Blog, a person is upset about their neighbor’s “murder-cat,” but the murder-cat owner thinks their neighbor is murdering the earth by having children. Both these parties sound terrible to me… but I’m just happy it’s being reported on the I, Anonymous Blog instead of the most annoying […]

Remember the “before times,” when guys from Nebraska visited strip clubs in Portland, got drunk, propositioned a stripper, and then got royally screwed over for their trouble? Good times. Let’s revisit those days of yesteryear with this I, Anonymous Classic titled, “Dear Really Drunk Guys at the Strip Club.” This is for the two really […]

The I, Anonymous Blog has taken a tonal shift in recent weeks (GEE I WONDER WHY) and while we still get the occasional hilariously petty complaint, more often than not we’re seeing rants about government inaction, protecting our front line grocery workers or restaurant employees, and in this case, a cry for help that I’m […]

While the I, Anonymous Blog provides anonymous rants and confessions that are usually comedic or just fucking weird in nature, occasionally we receive one that reveals much more than we expected. Such is the case in this submission titled, “STOP ORDERING DELIVERY YOU ANIMALS.” Let me give you a little window into the lives of […]

This just in: People are being super shitty to grocery store workers. Look, I get it. You are wicked stressed out, and being around all those potentially infectious customers, while not being able to find what you think you need, makes you nervous and irritable. HOWEVER! Some of you are just fucking awful to grocery […]

First of all, don’t miss the hilarious I, Anonymous Show tonight (Wed March 4) at 7:30 pm at Curious Comedy Theater where we read the craziest, wackiest, and sometimes, most sensible submissions to the I, Anonymous Blog…. like this very topical one right here: To all the people freaked out about the Corona virus for […]

There are a lot of weird, bizarre, and occasionally thoughtful anonymous submissions on the I, Anonymous Blog… but it’s rare when you get one like this entry which is a real roller coaster ride. Check out this submission called, “I Stalked You for Years.” You stole a check from our mailbox, washed it, filled it […]

Here’s a short, but SPICY submission that was sent to the I, Anonymous Blog, titled “Ban the Bar Line.” Portland bartenders! Stop catering to the line at your bar only! Be a big girl city and take care of the whole bar! Look around! Take note of who’s next! Serve that person! You can do […]

The I, Anonymous Blog is a great place for rants, sure. But I think it’s at its best when anonymous people like you send in their most private confessions—like the following, which will make you think twice before leaving your footwear unsecured. We both work as servers in a restaurant. I have a thing for […]

Did you know scent is the sense most closely linked to memory? I’m just kidding, of course you knew that; it’s one of those “fun facts” that’s referenced so often that any “fun” it once had has long since been sucked out. That said, it’s nice to think that when I look back on the […]