So according to Us magazine, unrepentant girlfriend beater Chris Brown has a brand new pickup line that he used at the Grammies!

Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.

Ahhhhh. I’m so glad he’s finally able to come to terms with being a complete and utter dick. Somebody give this man an award!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Chris Brown: I’m Glad He’s Able to Laugh About It”

  1. Yes because prestigious weekly tabloids like US Weekly would NEVER publish some random, untruthful, anonymous quote from any starfucker/famewhores in Los Angeles. No, never!

  2. Ah yes, Chris Brown, training a whole new generation of women beating sexist wastes of natural resources. Really the most disturbing part about this is he is just expressing the sentiment of a ton of people, he just has a soapbox to shout his dickery from. Also, disturbing is that this pickup line will probably work for him.

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