STOP EVERYTHING, Portland. Fabio of romance novel cover and I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter fame is in town. And he’s not hiding himself very well. Fabio is promoting his new fancy whey protein powder at your neighborhood Whole Foods ALL DAY EVERY DAY until the end of the week.
Here’s his schedule:
June 6 — Fremont WF 11 am-4 pm
June 7 — Pearl WF 11 am-4 pm
June 8 — Hollywood WF 11 am-4 pm AND Laurelhurst WF 4:30-8:30 pm
I plan on visiting him on Friday and not buying anything. Unless he is charging for piggy back rides around the produce aisle. Nice try, Whole Foods!
If you see Fabio, ferchrissake don’t mention “Put a bird on it!”
http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/…
Whey protein is garbage. Also, working out really hard and burning many thousands of calories only to eat a bunch of protein is unsustainable.
WHEY PROTEIN IS THE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP OF MUSCLE-BUILDING SUPPLEMENTS. THAT SHIT IS OUTRIGHT DESTRUCTIVE AND ANYONE THAT TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A MORAN.
@ 3 don’t you mean mormon?
i’m a casein addict myself.
There’s endless money to be made encouraging Americans’ belief that they need more protein than they’re getting.
@ Drunk & Write, The irony in the final word of your post is astounding. Thanks for the laugh.
@Shyster. for not getting “MORAN” you lose an internet.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moran