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Beloved (at least to me) actor Fred Willard (star of Best in Show, For Your Consideration, WALL-E, etc.) was arrested last night at a Hollywood porno theater for “lewd conduct” (AKA you know… mstrb8ing). From TMZ:

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater … TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old “Anchorman” star watching last night’s feature … with his penis exposed and in his hand.

Can someone in his family please introduce him to internet porn? 🙁 + 🙁 = :(((((

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Fred Willard Pulls a Pee-Wee”

  1. Is Portland somehow unique? Because I know the theaters here are specifically for that, and/or bangin’ your lady in front of everyone.

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