OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID, YOU STUPID, STUPID BABY! Look. I don’t expect you to be born known the intricacies of human genitalia—but there are two things even the STUPIDEST of stupid babies should know: 1) Grandma does NOT have two penises, and 2) it’s “VAgina” not “PAgina” you drooling little idiot!!!

Jesus Christ, mom! Aren’t you ashamed that this stupid, stupid baby came out of your pa… vagina??

GAHHH!!! gina.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SzJyHigCvDM

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “Stupid, Stupid Baby: It’s “VAgina” not “PAgina”!!”

  1. Actually, Humpster, I must correct you. This baby is not stupid. She was clearly using the Anglo-Saxon mesh word for “Pagan Vagina”. I’ll use it in a sentence. “The Vikings use to pound pagina like it owed them gold.”

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