In upper state New York resides a living legend. His name? Bimzie. His hobby? Knocking down farm silos with a sledgehammer. His warning? Don’t try this at home. You ain’t Bimzie.

Bimzie don’t fuck around.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “What are You Doing with that Sledgehammer, Bimzie?”

  1. Durrrr, gee, Uncle-dad, i ditn’t think ‘at would come down all of a suddun like ‘at!! Wooo!!! We best better not tell Auntie-ma about ‘at one, though, no sir!!! Didja see ‘at??!! I damn near done lost my hammer!! God bless us to Christ, Cletus!!

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