In upper state New York resides a living legend. His name? Bimzie. His hobby? Knocking down farm silos with a sledgehammer. His warning? Don’t try this at home. You ain’t Bimzie.
Bimzie don’t fuck around.
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In upper state New York resides a living legend. His name? Bimzie. His hobby? Knocking down farm silos with a sledgehammer. His warning? Don’t try this at home. You ain’t Bimzie.
Bimzie don’t fuck around.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Durrrr, gee, Uncle-dad, i ditn’t think ‘at would come down all of a suddun like ‘at!! Wooo!!! We best better not tell Auntie-ma about ‘at one, though, no sir!!! Didja see ‘at??!! I damn near done lost my hammer!! God bless us to Christ, Cletus!!