Funny guy (and funny named) Rahat the Magician Prankster reveals his latest gotcha… disguising himself as a car seat and visiting drive-through windows at fast food joints. The reactions are golden, of course, but if you hang with it, you will pick up at least 10 new phrases you’ll use on a regular basis! My fave: “Instagram that joint!”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)