The last time I was stressed, exhausted, and depressed, I didn’t fuck a sixteen-year-old who came to me seeking advice. I took a vacation. But then I’m not a bible-humping, family-values-espousing, gay-bashing pastor of some shitty megachurch.
Once again: if kids got raped at Denny’s as often as they get raped in churches—if kids got raped at Denny’s half as often as they get raped in churches—people would call CPS on parents foolish or reckless enough to take their kids to Denny’s. It would be illegal to take your kids to Denny’s.
You see the thing is, Denny’s isn’t a christian-centered christian-based organisation. They’re a secular restaurant franchise. Therefore, Denny’s employees are subject to a secular criminal-justice system just like the rest (most) of us.
Denny’s does not covet special protection status like any group of christians does. It is this same protected status that allows parents to murder their own children, the reason being exclusively that said parents belong to a church in Crackamas co.